Somebody buy me these. Thanks.
Also, the last one is not angry.. his teeth are stuck that way.
I named him Underbitey :)
One perk enjoyed by photobooth operators is the ability to take unlimited pictures of themselves… and of inflatable monkeys with mustaches.
Sometimes when I’m working on a literary essay on my break, I’ll call my mom to run some ideas or sentences by her because I’ve always thought highly of her opinion. The only down side to this is that my co-worker always overhears and loves to give me his own advice once I hang up… advice I don’t want. I don’t know, man. I won’t say he’s an idiot… I just don’t think I should be taking writing tips from someone who uses terms like “punccination” or “grammical errors”.
Whoever jokingly signed me up as Andrea on the Victoria’s Secret mailing list, the joke is on you. I very much enjoy their catalogues.
Also, I now have a coupon for one free lacie thong with no purchase necessary. Aw yiss!
I’M GONNA BE THE JESUS OF THIS PLACE AND I’M GONNA START A RIOT. AND THEN EVERYONE IS GONNA LOOK AT ME AND I’M GONNA LOOK GOOD.
-My drunk boyfriend
Jamie introduced me to her friend just as I was putting a 5 in that girl’s thong. My best first impression, to be honest.
